Things falling apart...

Me that is.

Over the last few days I have had this lower back paint that has slowly crept up on me. The right upper buttock to be precise. Its getting so sore I am getting waves of nausea with it now. Well at least I think thats where they are coming from, who knows, I may have other parts of me falling apart too....

WP says its because I am "old as dirt" His words not mine, such a sympatheic man I live with...

The thing is I am not sure when it arrived or what cause it. I have narrowed it down to the following suspects:

1. Yoga on Saturday- we did lots of "leg work" which included lying on our backs making scissor movements up and down and in an out with out legs. Not pretty to look at.
2. Carrying 2 full loads of wet laundry in a basket up the stairs from the basement. That will teach me to be lazy and not do them one at a time.
3. Bedroom antics, and thats all I am saying, use your imaginations.
4. Or possibly WP is right and I am indeed old as dirt Hee.

Now please excuse me, I am off to pop a few more pills...

Just before I go I have to post this story which I found hilarious. Seems Shanna Moakler ( former Miss USA - married, divorced, reconciled, Who knows... to Travis Barker) posted Paris (pink Taco) & Lindsays (Fire Crotch) personal emails & phone numbers on her "my space" page.

* You may remember Paris had a quick fling with Travis.

LMAO.

It just keeps getting better....

Following on from my post yesterday about Google's themes for home pages, I have since discovered that the themes change according to the time of day or weather conditions. Today for instance my bus stop people are just there, no umbrellas or wet suits, no rain. How cool is that!

Its sad really to have nothing else in life to get excited about LOL

Well what can I tell you! I have all but finished the three designs I was working on, I have two possibles in the pipeline and WP wants a new website theme, I am thinking of a new theme for mine as well but that is way down the list.

I have nearly finished my Jilly Cooper book, I have bought another book from e-Bay this morning so I want to eek out the JC one to make it last longer. Its ok not one of her best though, a bit far fetched too, I certainly didn't behave in the way she has the teenagers behaving in her book. but then again I may have led a sheltered life, who knows what todays teens get up to ;)

On second thoughts, I was pretty bad at high school.....But I wont go into that now and tarnish my saintly image...

Other things to mention:

The new glass bottom walkway on the Grand Canyon:

Would I go on it ? No
Is it overpriced at $25 per person? yes
Other then that do I care enough about it for it to be on every news report? Not a bit.

Anna Nicole:

Enough already I don't want to hear anything else about her, her son or the who's the babies daddy

Britney Shears Spears:

So shes out of rehab, great. According to news reports she went in there because she was scared of losing her kids....Perhaps she should have thought of that before being splashed all over the press out partying and knickerless. Once is a slip up anything more is intentional....

Heather Mills on Dancing with the stars:

So they had their highest ratings ever, so they played it out by saving her til last. Alas I did not see it but from all accounts she didn't fall, didn't loose her leg and didn't tell any lies...

Bugger...

I fly half way around the world to be rid of the tabloid show that is David & Victoria Beckham.
I kid you not there is probably not one day goes by without a pic of one or both of them in the UK tabloids. They took Diana's (princess) place.

Now I am just browsing at the UK tabloid sites ( I like to keep my ear open ) and what do I see one of the Sunday papers front page is that Posh N Becks are relocating to the US of A.
Not just relocating but hoping to take the US by storm (well if you can believe the tabloid press that is)

POSH and Becks are launching a massive double bid to take America by storm - and make mega-bucks.

The couple have decided their future lies in the States where both can give their careers a massive money-spinning boost.

They are already on the verge of buying their own £2million jet so they can make regular trips back to Britain with maximum convenience, security and privacy.
DAVID, said to currently make £12million a year, is considering signing a $100million deal through controversial billionaire Dome owner Philip Anschutz to play for the New York Red Bulls.

It would make him THE face of American soccer.
VICTORIA has won backing for her ambition to launch her own fashion show on US television and become the nation's top style icon.

A pal of the golden couple said: "They have set their sights on becoming American idols. Both are determined to make their dreams come true over in the States."

Oh Joy.....

Well D Day is here....

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have welcomed a baby girl, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, a rep for the couple confirms in a statement to PEOPLE.

The child was born on May 27, at night, in the African country of Namibia.

The new parents, along with kids Maddox, 4, and Zahara, 1, have been staying at a luxury resort in Namibia since April, where their personal security team and Namibian police have shielded them from paparazzi.

Well now maybe the world can get back to normal ?

EDIT: Hmm I just remembered that Jen has a new movie due out, well this has certainly upstaged her......

Crazy Spice.

So Geri Halliwell (former Spice Girl) has decided on a name for her new born. Bluebell Madonna , what? Bluebell I could live with but why "Madonna" is she one of these mothers who have to name their child after stars. I remember in the 90's there were lots of little Kylies (Aussie name) popping up or should I say popping out.
Now thanks to Britney Spears the UK is flooded with hundreds of Britneys. Thanks.
In the Hello article Geri reasoned why she came up with that particular name :

The name came to the former Spice Girl during her regular walks in the park towards the end of the pregnancy when she seemed to see the flowers everywhere. "What clinched it for me was my mother telling me that the bluebell is increasingly rare - so it's a precious flower, which seems just right for my daughter."

With her sweet, tiny baby sleeping peacefully in her lap, the first-time mum reveals why Bluebell's dramatic entry into the world made Madonna the obvious choice for a second name. In having an unusual moniker Geri's child is in good company, with the Beckham boys Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz, as well as Mel B's daughter who is called Phoenix.

So in other words she has given the poor kid a silly name to keep up with the other spices.
She goes on to say

"In some ways it's like having my own little doll,"
Bluebell, she informs us, has a mini- Mercedes car to play with, is bathed in organic baby scent, has had a manicure and even attempted a few yoga positions.

Had a manicure ? WTF. She is around two weeks old and already experienced a manicure, something I have yet to have.
The "having a doll to play with" comment is a little worrying.Geri you cant put it back in the toybox when you've had enough. Ok so she will have a nanny (probably) to get up at 3am, to deal with gas and crying just for the sake of crying. But what message is this sending out to (possible) fans of hers, young girls who will too "want a little doll to play with" who's going to be the one taking care of their "doll" when they are done playing with it ?

Baby You're A Rich Man

Well I cant say I didn't think this day would come , but still you could have knocked me down with a feather when WP told me that Paul & Goldigger* sorry Heather have split.

McCARTNEY AND MILLS SPLIT: OFFICIAL STATEMENT IN FULL

"Having tried exceptionally hard to make our relationship work given the daily pressures surrounding us, it is with sadness that we have decided to go our separate ways.

"Our parting is amicable and both of us still care about each other very much but have found it increasingly difficult to maintain a normal relationship with constant intrusion into our private lives, and we have actively tried to protect the privacy of our child.

"Separation for any couple is difficult enough, but to have to go through this so publicly, especially with a small daughter, is immensely stressful.

"We hope, for the sake of our baby daughter, that we will be given some space and time to get through this difficult period."

I don't see how he can blame the press for this one although I no longer read the British press daily as far as I am aware they were not particularly being hounded in anyway.
In fact the last I read about her she was in the news for her work with PETA.

Of course there was much talk and slander done by the press when they anounced their plans to marry. McCartney is seen somewhat as a national institution in the UK. When it emerged that only a year after Lindas death he was to marry an Ex "model" 25 years his junior of course there were some raised eyebrows. The news that his grown up kids all disliked her only added fuel to the fire, as did his sudden need to dye his hair jet black and acting younger. One member of the press said that McCartney , once so dignified with Linda would now "turn up to the opening of an envelope"
Then of course there was the news that he had refused to put a pre-nup in place stating that they" we too in love to think about it'.
My how that will now come to bite him on the ass.

WHEN Paul McCartney wed Heather Mills in 2002 he decided against a prenuptial deal to keep his £825million fortune.

The couple said they were "too in love" to think about it.

But if they eventually divorce, Lady McCartney could walk away £200million richer.

Sir Paul is Britain's second richest musician after former record label boss Clive Calder.

Heather would not be entitled to any of his money from the Beatles and Wings but she could cash in on his income during their time together.

A leading divorce lawyer said: "His earnings are in the region of £25million a year so she can expect around £50million for the four years.

"Because he is worth so much more she is also entitled to a certain standard of living which could see her walk away with £200million."

Macca, 65th in the Sunday Times' rich list, made £48.5million alone from record sales and his US tour last year.

Poor macca.