Bugger...

I fly half way around the world to be rid of the tabloid show that is David & Victoria Beckham.
I kid you not there is probably not one day goes by without a pic of one or both of them in the UK tabloids. They took Diana's (princess) place.

Now I am just browsing at the UK tabloid sites ( I like to keep my ear open ) and what do I see one of the Sunday papers front page is that Posh N Becks are relocating to the US of A.
Not just relocating but hoping to take the US by storm (well if you can believe the tabloid press that is)

POSH and Becks are launching a massive double bid to take America by storm - and make mega-bucks.

The couple have decided their future lies in the States where both can give their careers a massive money-spinning boost.

They are already on the verge of buying their own £2million jet so they can make regular trips back to Britain with maximum convenience, security and privacy.
DAVID, said to currently make £12million a year, is considering signing a $100million deal through controversial billionaire Dome owner Philip Anschutz to play for the New York Red Bulls.

It would make him THE face of American soccer.
VICTORIA has won backing for her ambition to launch her own fashion show on US television and become the nation's top style icon.

A pal of the golden couple said: "They have set their sights on becoming American idols. Both are determined to make their dreams come true over in the States."

Oh Joy.....