It just keeps getting better....

Following on from my post yesterday about Google's themes for home pages, I have since discovered that the themes change according to the time of day or weather conditions. Today for instance my bus stop people are just there, no umbrellas or wet suits, no rain. How cool is that!

Its sad really to have nothing else in life to get excited about LOL

Well what can I tell you! I have all but finished the three designs I was working on, I have two possibles in the pipeline and WP wants a new website theme, I am thinking of a new theme for mine as well but that is way down the list.

I have nearly finished my Jilly Cooper book, I have bought another book from e-Bay this morning so I want to eek out the JC one to make it last longer. Its ok not one of her best though, a bit far fetched too, I certainly didn't behave in the way she has the teenagers behaving in her book. but then again I may have led a sheltered life, who knows what todays teens get up to ;)

On second thoughts, I was pretty bad at high school.....But I wont go into that now and tarnish my saintly image...

Other things to mention:

The new glass bottom walkway on the Grand Canyon:

Would I go on it ? No
Is it overpriced at $25 per person? yes
Other then that do I care enough about it for it to be on every news report? Not a bit.

Anna Nicole:

Enough already I don't want to hear anything else about her, her son or the who's the babies daddy

Britney Shears Spears:

So shes out of rehab, great. According to news reports she went in there because she was scared of losing her kids....Perhaps she should have thought of that before being splashed all over the press out partying and knickerless. Once is a slip up anything more is intentional....

Heather Mills on Dancing with the stars:

So they had their highest ratings ever, so they played it out by saving her til last. Alas I did not see it but from all accounts she didn't fall, didn't loose her leg and didn't tell any lies...

Living in the real world ?

So this morning I had the exciting job of removing left over glue from WP's tailgate. We took the existing graphics off last night (and there were a lot).
So today armed with Scotchbrite pads and nail polish remover I set to work on the living room floor. Of course the tailgate had been removed from the truck first....

So to keep me occupied the of course the TV had to be on, daytime TV is crap to say the least so I settled on MTV's My super sweet 16. Which is basically spoilt brats demanding that their parents shell out thousands of dollars on over the top bashes and gifts.

What the hell is the world coming too, these girls are downright bitches, what a shock they are going to get when they leave their homes and try to find a man who will put up with them.
One girl demanded a black on black Lexus convertible, which she ended up getting along with a diamond encrusted Rolex. This was as well as a huge party, a beach photo shoot where she, inspired by Victoria's secrets fashion shoot donned fluffy angel wings and all.
The best part about this were the tears and foot stamping that ensued because her boyfriend had just dumped her and the wind was blowing a gale during the photo shoot.
She then purchased (or rather her mother did) a sexy belly dancers outfit so she could perform at her party in hope of getting her man back ( it worked , he wanted her back but she said no thanks).
There was more foot stamping and tears over the centerpieces her mother had chosen for the tables they were not good enough.
The mothers excuse was they cost $3000 less then the others, to which little princess insisted that in that case she wanted the 3 grand in cash!

Next up the rappers daughter, not slim, had bigger boobs at 16 then me, but a in your face type of girl who's stipulation for her guests was if they did not show up with a gift or money then they were not getting in!
Not so many tantrums although he mother did call off the bash at one point when little angel brought home a bad report card.
Little angel was flown into her bash by helicopter, also had a photo shoot and felt the need to change outfits 5 times . No car this time but her gift was a diamond tiara which in her words "cost more then 3 cars"

I fear for the next generations men, and women really I do. Us women get a bad enough name now, visit any personals sites and see the amount of men out there looking for "non American" women. They say they don't want American women because they are all demanding bitches who expect to be treated like royalty, takers not givers.

I have to say I cannot give my opinion on this because I hardly know any American women but of those I do know yes there are a few divas around but then I know perfectly nice women as well.

The trouble is compacted with all these reality shows that we all love to watch, look at the women on them , all bitches. Americas next top model has them, bad girls of course has them.
Hardly an example for us women to follow really yet a lot of us do.


Wow this sounds anti-woman, its not there are some total jerks out there too all I am saying its shows (and parents) like these that give women such a bad image.

There are positive aspects to these shows as well for one it makes us nice women feel good to know we are not so bad after all. It may even make the men we are with think that too, who knows.

One thing I know for certain is that if I ever uttered the words "I'm a princess so treat me like one" to WP he would either laugh in my face or slap me around it.

The Female of the species is more deadly then the male ?

After Mondays manic cleaning session most of yesterday was spent tearing my hair out with HTML problems, that and this bloody computer deciding to crash once an hour, fingers crossed no crashes today as yet.
I gave up after a while and moved over to WP's machine. I cant work at his desk its higher and I kept going to the bottom for the start bar when his is at the top GRR.

I still managed to fix everything I had to do and managed to make myself look presentable and dinner ready by the time he came home Go Me !

Today I needed to print some documents out I had them all prepared by 9am, pressed print nothing! I ended up un installing the printer four or five times, going into the task manager processes a few times. The printer decided to work a little after mid-day.*sigh


I have just endured a 40 minute lecture from WP's brother, the subject why all women are money grabbing, using bitches (charming). I gave up trying to put my point across after 15 minuets and just let him rant on. he did throw in the occasional phrase "American women" to make me feel better but I know he means all of our species.
One quote that stuck in my mind was " If you didn't have what god put between your legs us men would have nothing to do with you guys" LOL
Honestly why do some men feel that we set out to make their life a living hell
Another gem from his mouth was " You women who complain that we are all assholes who treat you badly can thank the other women who have come before you for making us that way!"

Well dear brother-in-law just because women before have treated you men bad (and who knows it may have been justified) doesn't mean the next woman in your life will be the same.
*It's funny how if we voice our opinions, disagree, act pissed off at something a man has done or not done as the case may be we are a "Bitch".
Yet at times men can act like a total child, refuse to see the other point of view, always be right and he is just "opinionated"

Funny that.

My outlook on life is treat people how you would like to be treated. Treat someone like a bitch and call them one often enough and they will act that way in the end.

Disclaimer:
*Of course I am sure all my bloggin fellas are lovely and treat their other halfs as just that a half of the same team.I also wish to point out that I am not anti-men at all.Honest!

Pout....

Wp's brother happened to mention this morning that he has altered his days off from Wednesday & Thursday to Monday & Tuesday...Damm it. The only two nights of the week that I have things I like to watch. Monday : Wife swap and usually Supernanny followed by How to get the guy. Tuesday Sex and the City on TBS.
I am sure I will still be able to watch them (although 2 boys votes beat 1 girls) But He has to comment all the time . The women are always the bitches too. So these four shows which are mainly about "women" will definitely bring out the comments I'm sure.

*Sigh*

Baby You're A Rich Man

Well I cant say I didn't think this day would come , but still you could have knocked me down with a feather when WP told me that Paul & Goldigger* sorry Heather have split.

McCARTNEY AND MILLS SPLIT: OFFICIAL STATEMENT IN FULL

"Having tried exceptionally hard to make our relationship work given the daily pressures surrounding us, it is with sadness that we have decided to go our separate ways.

"Our parting is amicable and both of us still care about each other very much but have found it increasingly difficult to maintain a normal relationship with constant intrusion into our private lives, and we have actively tried to protect the privacy of our child.

"Separation for any couple is difficult enough, but to have to go through this so publicly, especially with a small daughter, is immensely stressful.

"We hope, for the sake of our baby daughter, that we will be given some space and time to get through this difficult period."

I don't see how he can blame the press for this one although I no longer read the British press daily as far as I am aware they were not particularly being hounded in anyway.
In fact the last I read about her she was in the news for her work with PETA.

Of course there was much talk and slander done by the press when they anounced their plans to marry. McCartney is seen somewhat as a national institution in the UK. When it emerged that only a year after Lindas death he was to marry an Ex "model" 25 years his junior of course there were some raised eyebrows. The news that his grown up kids all disliked her only added fuel to the fire, as did his sudden need to dye his hair jet black and acting younger. One member of the press said that McCartney , once so dignified with Linda would now "turn up to the opening of an envelope"
Then of course there was the news that he had refused to put a pre-nup in place stating that they" we too in love to think about it'.
My how that will now come to bite him on the ass.

WHEN Paul McCartney wed Heather Mills in 2002 he decided against a prenuptial deal to keep his £825million fortune.

The couple said they were "too in love" to think about it.

But if they eventually divorce, Lady McCartney could walk away £200million richer.

Sir Paul is Britain's second richest musician after former record label boss Clive Calder.

Heather would not be entitled to any of his money from the Beatles and Wings but she could cash in on his income during their time together.

A leading divorce lawyer said: "His earnings are in the region of £25million a year so she can expect around £50million for the four years.

"Because he is worth so much more she is also entitled to a certain standard of living which could see her walk away with £200million."

Macca, 65th in the Sunday Times' rich list, made £48.5million alone from record sales and his US tour last year.

Poor macca.