Things falling apart...

Me that is.

Over the last few days I have had this lower back paint that has slowly crept up on me. The right upper buttock to be precise. Its getting so sore I am getting waves of nausea with it now. Well at least I think thats where they are coming from, who knows, I may have other parts of me falling apart too....

WP says its because I am "old as dirt" His words not mine, such a sympatheic man I live with...

The thing is I am not sure when it arrived or what cause it. I have narrowed it down to the following suspects:

1. Yoga on Saturday- we did lots of "leg work" which included lying on our backs making scissor movements up and down and in an out with out legs. Not pretty to look at.
2. Carrying 2 full loads of wet laundry in a basket up the stairs from the basement. That will teach me to be lazy and not do them one at a time.
3. Bedroom antics, and thats all I am saying, use your imaginations.
4. Or possibly WP is right and I am indeed old as dirt Hee.

Now please excuse me, I am off to pop a few more pills...

Just before I go I have to post this story which I found hilarious. Seems Shanna Moakler ( former Miss USA - married, divorced, reconciled, Who knows... to Travis Barker) posted Paris (pink Taco) & Lindsays (Fire Crotch) personal emails & phone numbers on her "my space" page.

* You may remember Paris had a quick fling with Travis.

LMAO.