Staying on theme...

Following on from yesterdays theme of balls, I thought I would throw this one out there too.

Note: I may or not be one of those psychotic chicks who gets pleasure from imagining these mishaps on the male of the species. I'll leave that up to you to decide....

I mean come on, am I really that mean ?

Ouch

Nasty....


Update:

The Bro and I have spoken about the yogurt incident and he has stated that he will buy some more for him and me.
And he did buy me 2 chicken snack wraps from McDonalds~ they look as though they are pretty healthy ?

In fact the other day he went there and asked what he could get me for lunch, I said just get one of those burgers off the $ menu( because I don't want to spend all his money) but he refused and said they were full of grease.

He is not such a bad guy really, we had a good long chat yesterday and he understands me, as I do him.

The end of the incident.

That one anyway ;)

Time for a change...

I thought as spring is sort of here that I should brighten up a bit.

The book I re-ordered from e-Bay came yesterday(I ordered it new from an e-Bay store) so I will be occupied for quite a while.

Cant think of anything to report so I will leave you with this:

Let's be politically correct

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore .

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT :

• 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a"BREASTED AMERICAN."

• 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

• 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

• 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

• 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

• 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

• 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a"LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

• 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

• 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

• 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

• 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

• 6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's"REAR CLEAVAGE