Why do men always think the worst?

This is an email conversation that took place yesterday between WP and I..

Me:Do you like my hair ?
WP:Why ?
Me:Dont answer a question with a question.
WP:I want to know why BEFORE I answer.
Me:Will it make a difference to your answer ?
WP:Did you fuck up your hair?
Me:No
WP:What did you do to your hair?

See what I mean.....