Meet Tom...

...Tom is a British Millionaire who is having terrible trouble when it comes to finding a wife.
In fact he is finding the task so hard he has even gone to the trouble of placing an Ad in his local paper for a ""relationship manager". It read: "I'm offering a job position to someone with a great social circle who can go out and arrange dates for me."
he is desperate , so much so that he has now offered Clare Gillbanks - a professional matchmaker whose title is the Dating Angel 20,000 Pounds to find him a wife.

When I was 21, I planned to be married with children by 25. When that didn't happen, I set a new goal of 30. Now I'm 32, still single and can't waste any more time.

He cant figure out what is wrong with him ( dress sense maybe, reddish tinge to the hair ?)
He blows his own trumpet by going on to say:

On paper, you'd think I was the perfect eligible bachelor. I run my own photographic, dance and recording studio and have another business that does everything from web design to animation.
I don't spit in the street, I hold doors open for people, I buy flowers, beautiful lingerie - in the right sizes, too - I'm attentive, sensitive, generous and romantic.

Sadly, women just don't seem to appreciate those things the way they used to.

Who says we don't appreciate that kind of guy ? I am sure there are a whole lot of regular women who do. He has obviously been looking in the wrong places.

But he then goes onto say in the article that he finished with one girl because she was "too clingy" and told him she loved him after only two months. What! He is an idiot, of course you can love someone in two months. He then says she may have been "the one". Well its a little late now buster.

If any of you single ladies out there fancy your chances ( He doesn't mind foreign women either ) here is the link to his profile on the dating agency. Good luck. ;)

He has everything planned:

My ideal partner must want to have children - my new goal is to be married by 40 with three children called Elizabeth, Hector and the youngest to be chosen by my wife.

Now isn't that nice of him....

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