Sunday, January 28, 2007

Bad Habits.


I know I have been rather lax at posting, (again) and catching up in blogland.
I couldnt even tell you what I have been doing instead, just the regular stuff grocery shopping, laundry visiting 1000 stores to find the right shade of shower curtain, that sort of thing.

Nothing of interest to report, Oh one thing WP made me a grilled cheese sandwich the other night here it is :


I had to take photographic evidence so the next time he says I burn everything I have
something to throw back.

Anyway I have spent the weekend posting a load of stuff on craigslist to sell, just the usual junk people accumulate, CD's DVD's etc.
I like to have a quick peek into the Rants & Raves section this is where I found the following open letter, LOL.

To my boyfriend

I know you think just because we moved in together you can disregard all manners, social graces, and common decency that you seemed to have for the past two years. Those boxers your mom got you for Christmas; I can see your balls hanging out of them. This is not attractive, and no I do not think it's funny. I'm going to throw them away very soon. Maybe you think because you're good looking and funny you can get away with scratching yourself constantly, farting in bed, and hacking up god knows what from the back of your throat every morning. Well I have news for you buddy, when you do those things it makes me never want to have sex with you again. EVER.

I have lived with a boyfriend before, for much longer than we have. I never heard any of his bodily functions EVER. Would you like me to call HIM next time I think about having sex?????

No? Well then you better figure out a way to stop acting like you live in a frat house. I'm a nice girl, not some skanky bar wench who is accustomed to getting farted on in bed. Work it out. Now.

Thanks

XOXO,

Me
**************

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Location:St Charles, MO,US

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