Automotive Madness.

ACTUAL STATEMENTS FROM INSURANCE CLAIMS

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest possible words.


"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."

"A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way"

"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."

and finally my favourite :

"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."

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