A Cinderella Story...

Cinderella was 75 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now departed Prince, she happily sat in
her rocking chair watching the world go by with her cat, Alan.

One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother.
Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these
years?"
The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good
wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three more
wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely wealthy", she said.
Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Alan, her cat, jumped
off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch quivering with fear. "Oh, thank you Fairy Godmother," said Cinderella.

"Is there anything else you might wish for", asked the Fairy Godmother.
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I was young,
and full of the beauty I once had." At once, her wish was granted.
Cinderella felt feelings inside her that she had not felt for years.

The Fairy Godmother said, "You have one wish remaining, what shall you
have?" Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said, "I
wish you would turn Alan, my old cat, into a handsome young man."
Magically, Alan suddenly underwent a change, and there before them stood a
young man with the looks and body that no other man could match.

The Fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations Cinderella. Enjoy your new life," and with that she was gone.

For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Alan looked into each other's eyes.

Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man she
had ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella and held her close in
his muscular arms. He leant in close to her ear and whispered in a warm breath.......

"I bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don't you?"