Sand in my shoes...

Today I was full of good intentions, go to the pool early and actually swim. You know move my arms and legs rather then just wallow and mess about in the pool. However the first hour there was spent talking to this guy who lives the other side of the pool. He had just finished a night shift so was relaxing on his lilo ( do you call them that here ? ).
After he went I was already looking like a prune but I did do a few half hearted widths.


Then Wp's bro said (to me) he was going to make Taco salad for dinner. A few minutes later he asked me to cook the beef. So guess who ended up making his taco salad( just like I knew I would)





Then this afternoon I took my brother in laws two kids and the nextdoor neighbours girl to the small playground up the street. We walked, much to the disgust of the littlest one, all the way up the street I got "Are we there yet ?" Of course once there he was in his element , shoes off in the sand using his baseball cap as a shovel. I had a hard time getting him to come home again...And in the bath for him.




Other then that I am trying to stay cheerful despite there being crappy poker on the TV and the fact that men can be a complete pain the ass at times. I did however find a very handy little prayer on Reneas page...

Just goes to show you theres always a positive side to see, just in the nick of time...

With that I will leave you with these thoughts :

Thoughts for modern living

10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich.

7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial tax cut saves you 50p?

2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.


AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of cars in Britain. But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA* in charge of immigration...

*DVLA = Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency